It occurred to her, one lazy August afternoon, while sitting in Mariah Carey’s luxury penthouse apartment, that she was incredibly pretentious.
The pretentious one being herself, and not Mariah Carey, of course.
Careful not to be nosy or intrude on any personal space or belongings, she quickly scanned the room for spelling errors, of which she found [...]
Archive for August, 2008
A 5 Minute Study on Pretentiousness Followed by a 30 Second Observation on Corresponding Linguistics
Posted in i die, you die on August 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Ritual in Transfigured Time, Maya Deren, 1946
Posted in i die on August 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
On Love and Empirical Romance
Posted in sex on August 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
(How attitudes toward sex, love, and marriage in the Summer of 6th grade differ from those in the Summer at age 26)
She was 12, tan, thin, and flat-chested with long black hair and all the innocence of youth. He was 17, pale, tattooed, rode bmx, and was horny like most boys his age. He wasn’t [...]
