7 for Magic and Sex with the Antichrist

Though she is a woman, she is not a witch, she is a wizard. There is a difference.

Witches are evil for one (1). Especially the white ones. Everyone knows that.

The word ‘wizard’ is commonly associated with the male gender but this is only because wizards are stronger. It is rare for a woman to be a wizard, but not impossible.

The reason wizards are stronger is because they base their craft on science, alchemy, fact. A witch bases hocus-pocus spells on herbalist emotion, impulse, intuition.

Not only is she a wizard, she is also a male chauvinist. Still rare but not impossible.

What is behind door #8?

Any savant or sonarman can tell you that 8 is 2 cubed, the natural octal-number preceding 9, the infinity integer. Only a prophetic wizard can tell you that 8 is the final order of the prelapsarian Christ-child before he devours himself whole and turns into 9 (the serpent’s tail): 99 (rebirth): 999 (666): 9999 (the Antichrist).

They have been one and the same all along, don’t you see?

Everything is significant. Everything has meaning. Every tiny little moment of existence is magic. Everything is mathematics.

Life is movement composed of millions of complex codes. Codes that can be broken down into minuscule fragments. Every fragment contains a tiny little code of its own; waiting to be dissected, analysed, understood.

There is nothing that cannot be traced back to a number.

This particular moment in time is brought to you by the number 7. Not in a mystical way, but in a logical way.

If you can begin to understand the patterns, you can comprehend the codes that create life (beyond basic procreation). Knowledge of the codes will give you the power to have sex with the Antichrist (yes, it takes power).

Once you have sex with the Antichrist there is literally NOTHING you cannot do.
One of the many capabilities of the great empowered-antifeminist-female-wizard is to write blog posts via blackberry while walking home from metro stations in the freezing cold at midnight (were she a witch she would just get on her broom and fly).

This is the real secret. You don’t have to watch it in jest.